I am never drinking again.

[avant_goya]

I'm also never returning to KFC.

((ooc: Kite, under influence, punched a Colonel Sanders statue at some point during during Rin's birthday celebration. Clips of the riveting confrontation have made it onto the internet.))

Comments

[maruibuns]

Must have been a rough night if you ended up in a KFC.

[avant_goya]

Fortunately, I don't personally remember going there. Unfortunately, it happened.

[maruibuns]

Did your stomach remind you this morning that you were there last night?

I'm kinda surprised, I really didn't take you for the blackout sorta drunk.

[avant_goya]

The internet caught up with me before my stomach could try.

I'm not. Consider this a first for me.

[maruibuns]

Ooohh...there is a video of healthy smoothie Kite devouring greasy chicken out there?

If if happens once will happen again. Blackouts come to stay, apparently.

[avant_goya]

I'm fairly sure my coach would have minded that significantly more than what actually happened.

And no. I don't intend to let this happen again.

[maruibuns]

I'm going to go with you picking up a fight with a random person at KFC. Am I right?

Better stay away from alcohol then. I was fine, then one day blackout, and now most times I drink I blackout.

[avant_goya]

Define 'person'.

Fortunately, drinking isn't particularly one of my vices. Last night was an exception.

[maruibuns]

Person... 'a human being regarded as an individual'.

Celebrating something important?

[cumsquik]

Is that why you guys smell like chicken and booze?

[avant_goya]

I apologize if I caused any trouble. I am not usually one to drink. For this exact reason.

[cumsquik]

Nah, you're fine. Did you have fun?

Want me to run out and grab you guys some breakfast/coffee?

[avant_goya]

The part I remember was a nice enough evening. The parts I half remember I am less sure about in hindsight.

...I think I'd appreciate that.

((ooc: know that he has tried to turn on his blender and his life is full of regrets))

[cumsquik]

Does the part you can't remember really matter?

What do you want then -- besides coffee and sports drinks. Pastry? Onigiri?

[avant_goya]

Going by the fragments of it that made it onto the internet, it probably matters to Colonel Sanders.

Onigiri would be good. I'll pay you back.

[cumsquik]

Colonel Sanders has a stupid face anyway. And his food is too greasy.

Sure -- I'll leave the receipt on your desk for whenever.

[avant_goya]

Apparently dented as well now. I'm not sure how anyone convinced me to eat junk food in the first place, but who knows, maybe the grease was the source of the disagreement in the first place.

I'll leave the money owed on your nightstand if I don't run into you in our room.

[cumsquik]

Probably the alcohol convinced you to eat the junk food.

No problem -- I'll leave off the express charge because you got him good.

[bana_an_na]

Did the two not mix well?

[avant_goya]

According to the internet, it was myself and the good Colonel Sanders who did not mix so well last night.

[bana_an_na]

What did the Colonel do to you? I mean he does smile like he doesn't have good intentions.

[avant_goya]

I don't remember, but I'm sure it had something to do with whatever he was up to.

[bana_an_na]

He was running a mafia with Ronald McDonald apparently. He deserved it.

[avant_goya]

Ah yes, how could I forget. The dastardly ploy to overtake the minds of good Japanese citizens with their dubiously sourced alleged meat products. I hear Burger King was getting in on it too.

[bana_an_na]

The clown and the colonel aren't very fond of the king, I'm worried that there might be a possible shooting. Best place to hide is at Mr.Donuts....I hear he is neutral. Plus I quite like his donuts. ^_^

[avant_goya]

You seem to know a great deal about the inner workings of the chain conspiracy. I'm more drawn to the Starbucks mermaid for cover myself. I'm sure she isn't the innocent bystander she plays at being, but at least she's guaranteed to have caffeine.

[bana_an_na]

Oh I quite fond of her~ She seems to know what she's doing. Her sakura frapps are pretty decent.

[love_doc]

Probably for the best. From the looks of it you are banned.

But other than that A+ performance. I'm sure he had it coming.

[avant_goya]

I shouldn't be surprised someone just happened to be filming that, yet here I am.

Of course he had it coming. Have you seen that uncomfortable grimace he greets his customers with?

[love_doc]

Murphy's Law I am afraid.

I googled it after rewatching your performance a few times. It was very inspiring.

[shortens]

I'm not sure how the subject relates to the actual message.

[avant_goya]

It relates in that chronologically speaking my evening included alcohol followed by a visit to a KFC Restaurant, and that I strongly regret both.

[shortens]

Why was being in KFC regrettable?

[ ooc; because guess who doesn't... check stuff... ]

[avant_goya]

Apparently having alcohol in my system had a negative influence on my relationship with Colonel Sanders. Not that being in a KFC and eating pure grease with some alleged chicken in it somewhere wouldn’t have been regrettable on its own.

[ooc: im now imagining that months later Tokugawa is gonna randomly run across a gif of Kite punching colonel sanders and go ‘wait, is that what that was about...’]

[shortens]

I don't do it often, but indulging in fast or junk food can increase your happiness. I'm sorry that happened, though.

[ ooc; LOL yes that would totally happen. he'd be so late to the party... omg TwT ]

[gtl_yukimura]

Way to put your martial arts skills to use, Kite-kun.

[avant_goya]

This was clearly the moment I've sunk over ten years of my life into practicing for.

[legally_blond]

Thanks for letting me spend the night, Eishirou.

[avant_goya]

Did you find the painkillers and water on my nightstand?

[legally_blond]

Yes I did. I also got the coffee and onigiri from your room mate. He got my order wrong and it was too bitter, but I still drank it.