I am never drinking again.

[avant_goya]

I'm also never returning to KFC.

((ooc: Kite, under influence, punched a Colonel Sanders statue at some point during during Rin's birthday celebration. Clips of the riveting confrontation have made it onto the internet.))

Comments

[bana_an_na]

Did the two not mix well?

[avant_goya]

According to the internet, it was myself and the good Colonel Sanders who did not mix so well last night.

[bana_an_na]

What did the Colonel do to you? I mean he does smile like he doesn't have good intentions.

[avant_goya]

I don't remember, but I'm sure it had something to do with whatever he was up to.

[bana_an_na]

He was running a mafia with Ronald McDonald apparently. He deserved it.

[avant_goya]

Ah yes, how could I forget. The dastardly ploy to overtake the minds of good Japanese citizens with their dubiously sourced alleged meat products. I hear Burger King was getting in on it too.

[bana_an_na]

The clown and the colonel aren't very fond of the king, I'm worried that there might be a possible shooting. Best place to hide is at Mr.Donuts....I hear he is neutral. Plus I quite like his donuts. ^_^

[avant_goya]

You seem to know a great deal about the inner workings of the chain conspiracy. I'm more drawn to the Starbucks mermaid for cover myself. I'm sure she isn't the innocent bystander she plays at being, but at least she's guaranteed to have caffeine.

[bana_an_na]

Oh I quite fond of her~ She seems to know what she's doing. Her sakura frapps are pretty decent.